Quick Let's Get Married

Thief Mario Forni arrives in a small Italian town searching for hidden treasure, posing as a house painter. He falls for Madame Rinaldi, a local brothel owner, while secretly locating the treasure beneath a statue in an old church. When a prostitute named Pia confides her pregnancy nearby, Mario speaks from inside the statue, pretending to be St. Joseph, and leaves her gold coins. Believing it a miracle, Pia inspires the town, drawing attention from a suspicious mayor, banker, and a visiting bishop. Even after learning the truth, the bishop sees real value in the hope the "miracle" brings. When the statue collapses, revealing a golden cross, the town celebrates--while Mario and Rinaldi slip away with part of the treasure to start anew.

“7 Different Ways” Open and End Credits The Cast Beyond “Quick, Let’s Get Married” Poster Gallery Commentary by Robert Kelly, film historian that includes an exclusive interview with Elliott Gould

Aspect Ratio: 16x9 Audio: 2 channel Runtime: 96 Language: English Caption Language:English Color/BW: Color Rating : GP Country of Origin; United States Original Release Date: as "The Confession" 1694